No. 114 Murder for coffee…?

The exact quote is ” Do you know…I could murder a cup of coffee.” The quote comes from the LoveJoy series.

What a strange way to say “I desperately need a cup of coffee.”…Anyone that says they are going to murder a cup of coffee shouldn’t be drinking it. They should be banned from all coffee shops world wide and be allotted to say soy milk-straight-unsweetened. Period. I know the man is trying to look suave and debonair …leaning against his Porche…like a movie star. Even the way he is holding his body…it’s like he’s saying”please take the picture from this side of my face..it’s my best side.” So I looked up what it meant. The examples given will give you a good idea. 1) Digging out that tree in the backyard yesterday was murder to my back. 2) Walking up 6042 steps to the top of the tower was murder to my knees.  3) I’m starving…I could murder a curry.  Makes sense right? Still I feel like an injustice is taking place when it pertains to my beloved  coffee. .

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No.362 I Need to resign- Immediately !

Oh woe is me…
Scott Pruitt is free…
From all the EPA regulations!
Unfortunately, for all that breathe…
He screwed up our water…
and air conditions ..
To save money …
For whom? May I ask?
Laughed and clapped his hands
Jubilantly…
Not because the country was safer…
But because of the sitting arrangements …
At top-rated basketball games!
His wife is probably a bit peeved…
For her high priced job
slipped threw her fingers…
Even the Chick-a -fill franchise …
disappeared…
But his daughter’s Washington, D.C.’s …
Internship  job silently slid under
the wire of scrutiny…
Saved!!! Score!!
Whoo…Whee!!!
Along the way …
Spending money like it ” grows on trees…”
3.5 million dollars on 24 hour security….
Seven days a week…
Called bad names…Given dirty looks…
Asked to think about his decisions….
The last and ultimate reasoning …
By a young mom and her wee babe…
Giving 72.3 percent raises to his “dateless” minions…
While everyone else is in a wage freeze!
18 Federal Investigations….Paranoia?
That’s why….”WE PAID” for the $43,000 Secret…phone booth…
His replacement is …standing by…
Andrew Wheeler…
A former COAL Lobbyist…
UMMM..
Are we going to have a repeat performance?
Even though the Pruitt’s live …
In a moneyed …gated community…
They forget our water is theirs…
Their water is ours…
Their air is mine..
My air is theirs…
We alas, are intricately linked
For all destiny!

No. 361 The Little Red Hen

Oh no! The unthinkable…
The Red Hen stood up…
Eighty-sixed Sarah Huckabee Sanders..
Dinner plans..
In a little town of Lexington…
A farm to table restaurant..
Based on honesty, compassion…
and cooperation.
Human characteristics…
sorely lacking …
In this administration.
Sarah Sanders tripped …
in her own web of lies…
Graciously exited the restaurant
after engorging on cheese…

Left behind words floating in the air…
While tweeting it to the world…
Alas, used an official governmental account…
Violated endorsement bans…
Broke official ethics law…
5 CFR 2635.702a…
To be exact…
Strangely enough not the first…
Complained about allowing politics to evade…
their eating experience…
While forgetting…everyone else’s…experiences…
For others questioned on their nationality…
while they ate with their families and  friends…
Told to return to their respective countries…?
For others without cakes to celebrate their marriages…?
For all the children separated from their parents…?
Who will eat dinner with them tonight?
Who will comfort them … show them compassion?

In the little red hen story…
The goose is captured by the wicked fox…
No one will help save the goose…
She gets help on the next farm…
with a little brown dog…
The goose is saved …and rescued.
They then engorge on homemade bread ..
Farm to table…
That the little red hen…
grew…harvested …and shared .

This restaurant’s name is so appropriate! Bravo!

No. 360 Strong Black Coffee…

Exact quote is : ” Ah…good strong black coffee …just what I need.” This quote was found in the Poirot series. Season 13. Episode 1  Called “Elephants can remember.”

I feel like I could take a bath in in strong black coffee  while I swill it internally. I want it to wake me up…For the last two weeks or could it be longer? I take it back I started to cut out the design two months ago. It’s becoming a marathon of work. Between printing and recutting out images I’m starting to feel jet lagged. The only thing that seems to help is coffee.  John Bolton is one of my hardest prints. The moment one small detail is off kilter as John was the moment I started printing …the whole print is basically a catch up game. I started with an edition of ten but ended up with two good  prints – if that tells you something…The due date was last night at 12 o’clock that was when John Bolton turned into a pumpkin if I didn’t get him submitted on time. Just made it!  I started lamenting on this problematic print in #351  titled: John Bolton Needs Help.  In the first printing somehow his head was printed leaning a smidgen to the right. It must have been subconscious. Later on in the printing I even put in a layer of words. Pearly white ink on pearly white paper…You have to stop for a moment . Your subconscious starts  kicking in…Something just doesn’t seem right. Exactly!  All the words pertain to the word Idiot. It took me eight hours to cut 30 words out…At first I thought the words were for him but in the end my mind wavered . Were they also connected to me for putting so much effort into a set of prints and knitting a sock monkey for  a show I might not even get in ? 

No. 359 The Feckless “C” word….

Samantha Bee…

A strong female

protagonist…

Says it like it is…

Tosses issues into the air…

Spears them as they tumble-down…

Like Athena or Xena with clout…

Doesn’t back down…

Takes on laws and injustice…

In the shadow of the New Great Wall…

Families are being split up…

Babies are being taken away…

A Ecuadorian Woman is shot down…

No one notices their wailing.

Or their shock..

So like Xena …

Samantha Bee courageously

Opens her mouth…

Says without fear…two words…

Feckless cunt..

To Ivanka to be sure…

For she has the Presidents ear…

Presidential privilege…

Woke her up…

Irritated the folks that surround her…

Now everyone is in an uproar!

Feckless is an odd word…

but it’s meaning is not…

Worthless…incompetent…

lacking strength…

And cunt is a small word..

Full of censorship and taboo…

Thrown in women’s faces…

Constantly…

Even mine…

Men say it …

Women bristle..

Women say it…

Women bristle…

A waste of verbal space…

Samantha Bee…

A strong female warrior…

Has no fear with these words…

She owns them!

She has no regrets…

Ivanka’s father opened the door…

Using the word “pussy…”

Didn’t he???

As women …

We don’t have to like these sexual words..

They exist…We put up with them.

But …

Samantha Bee now has the microphone…

Not to be the devil’s advocate…

But shouldn’t we be going after the GOP?

Why take a U-turn …at the grandkids?

When we really should be going 

for the Chief?

No. 358 Mutinous Coffee….

Exact quote is : ” If I want coffee and doughnuts …I will have coffee and doughnuts! ” This quote was found in the English Cold Cases series called New Tricks. Season 12.

We have a mutiny on our hands. You can’t force people to give up food they really want to eat. It’s one thing to drink straight black coffee. It’s another thing to dunk the sweet doughnuts into your coffee. Think of it. If this office decision was completed without any discussions …we will need to undermine this  decision with data on how ultimately we can save money for the office. First the boxes …after being cleaned up …we can store important information in them for an ongoing cold case. Instead of buying  plastic containers  we could instead Upcycle those pink  cardboard boxes. That would save approximately  $80 dollars .  Ok. the doughnuts are a little more trickier. But think of it…  You won’t have to buy cream anymore. There’s cream hiding in the frosting, mixed in with a couple of cups of powder white sugar. So, sugar can also be sliced off the grocery list. That right there would save about $200 dollars per year give and take some. Then we could also give up our refrigerator …that would save on electricity.  Yeh…I know lunches  will get warm… Salmonella …shamonella…A couple sick days thrown in that would also save some money…Well throw our lunches  upstairs in the police office refrigerator. Yeh, good idea. All those stairs should also cut down on our wastelines….Isn’t there a quote …Oh yeh “It takes a village to pay the bills… right?  Now the coffee…do you really think we can change from Fair Trade to Instant ? Absolutely not! Nope! I’m not giving up good coffee for the office budget. I’ll give up office internet connections and work in the library…before I do that. If they want our team to clean up every cold case In England…We need our coffee!!!!  No exceptions!

No. 357 Demanding Coffee is Dangerous…

The exact quote is : “Make some coffee! ” This hefty quote was found in an Italian movie called Shunli and the Poet.

These young men should be careful. Demanding coffee is dangerous. By her demeanor either she isn’t going to conform to their wishes or she just didn’t hear them period. She seems like she’s concentrating on something deeply. While the young men facing the bars mirrored wall seem perplexed. I have a feeling this is the first time they are faced with a woman who isn’t jumping to their commands. In fact she’s ignoring them. When you don’t understand the language as Shunli doesn’t…It’s much  easier not to be triggered by a demanding customer. If she was Italian and not connected to them maternally …well there might be coffee splattered on the young men’s brightly colored leisure wear.  It wouldn’t be acceptable to demand coffee. One asks for it, in a respectable manner and then it is served …Just as quickly. That is the way of the world.

No. 356 The Wedding Doll…

The exact quote is : ” Hagit , get David some coffee.” This quote was found in a movie out of Israel called The Wedding Doll. 

As you have already surmised …It’s very easy finding coffee quotes in series connected to murder mysteries, hospital staff and lawyers. In all three of these the actors and actresses guzzle coffee. They constantly talk about coffee like it’s  a person in the room. Sometimes coffee is  talked about it in a subtle way…For example, a lady  told me yesterday, in a large retail store ..where she works,  answering the phones she was told previously to say things like ETOS line 4…Then she told me the big honchos came down from the main office and required everyone to now say…Pizza..Coffee and other food items line 4 please…Why? Well we all know when initials are said around us we might wonder for a micro second what they are talking about but then our brains switch to which brand of dishwashing liquid we really want… Whereas when food is mentioned ..Our throats all of a sudden feel parched. The word coffee ricochets in our heads …we can take a break …rest for a moment …eat something sweet dunked in our coffee…See what I mean? Totally different. It’s called Marketing. Someone in the head office probably noticed lower than usual pizza and coffee sales and now we are being treated like Guinea Pigs. I bet it works too.

I also wonder if coffee is being weaved into other cultures as it is here in the USA. In this movie The Wedding Doll, coffee and Hagit’s smile  becomes the connection between the two young people…Hagit  and Omri. They both work in a toilet paper factory that is bound to close because of financial  problems.. Omri the son of the owner has ideas to save it but his father isn’t listening.  A secret relationship starts very secretly because Hagit is a mentally disabled young woman. Omri knows what he is doing would be questioned so they always meet on the sly…Outside. The beauty and starkness of Negev Desert seems to reverberate through the theme of the story. The problem is that Hagit has dreams too. She wants her independence, her own home…a family. She dreams of being a seamstress of wedding dresses..For the moment.she creates them out of toilet paper. It was like she keeps  striving to create a larger world around herself  only to be pushed back at every step. I kept hoping that Hagit would find someone who would truly love her the way she is  and help her fulfill her dreams. This movie was definitely an eye opener .

No. 355 Tomi’s nose is growing…

Heresy story
Vocalized ..Over and over…on
Fox and Friends.                                                                                                                            

Big …Dangerous News…
Female Pundit…
Right Wing Conservative…
Tomi ‘s her first name…
Glass of water..thrown…
Bad words said…
in the Union Restaurant…
Or so the story goes…
Rumor mills a churnin’…
Tomi Lahren was
Thrown head first …
into Minnehaha Falls…
Minnesotans dancing wildly…
while doing a …
Gregorian Chant…
with “bad words….”                                                                                                                
Our President …Alarmed…
Tweeted his support…
Said she’s outstanding…
and respected…
By whom?
He stands up for another blond…
Who constantly …
Verbally persecutes immigrants…
Black Lives Matter ….Misrepresented…
KKK Unchallenged….
Feminism is a Fallacy…
Trans are a social experiment…
Lack of respcct…
Historical perspective…
Alarmist Views…
Bad Karma…
Tomi said she was …
Disheartened…Humiliated… and now “assaulted...”
That she would rise from the ashes…
Ashes?
With Sexy selfies…
Flying out into the world…
Need to buff up numbers?
Looking for attention?
Need an agent?
We say in Minnesota…
You sow what you reap…

No. 354 My Espresso is the best…

The exact quote is : ” You want an espresso? I make the best.”  This quote was found in the Canadian Police Drama called 19-2. 

Today is a good day…I almost feel jubilant and you my fine fellow …your head seems to be shrinking. It must have something to do with your coffee you choose to drink every morning. May I ask? Is it  an American? A dried instant coffee starting with the letter “F”?  Yes?  I am sorry for you …We need to change the way you think about real coffee. Why? Ah my friend…Some things an Italian knows and should never be questioned. I will make you an espresso that will make your hair stand at a 45 degree angle…Your mustache will grow…instantly  3 inches…and your feet will want to dance the jitter bug…Yes …Yes have a seat…Let me go to work. First I need to warm up my machine. Most people forget this. Let me also do this …I always pull a blank shot ..which means I run water through the system. Ok. Always my friend grind your beans seconds before you use them. It’s like night and day…ying and yang. I like the coffee grounds to be the consistency of white sugar. Not to fine ..it can turn out bitter in its flavor and if it’s too course well it becomes weak and watery. Why drink it then? This Delonghi Magnifica is my baby …We’ve been together for six years. I know everything about her…Don’t you think she’s sexy? See how I  tamp it down..very important …and always my friend use a timer. For me my ultimate brewing time is 20 -30 seconds. AHHHH. look at the color….The smell ..doesn’t it smell delicious? …UMMMMM.  I don’t mean to brag..This espresso can whisk you into a heavenly place..I always add at least six sugar. Make sure when you stir do it counter clock-wise.  AHHHH… Since I have Italian blood rushing through my veins I believe just for that one reason in itself …My espresso is the best.

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